Legal Stuff

Our lawyers got all 'funny' when we showed them this site and wanted us to put a load of really boring stuff in it.

We told them that they could have their way if one of them went manno et animalo and had a fist fight with a Koala – The winner getting to chose if the boring stuff was allowed or not – Sadly Koala's aren't the best fighters in the world and the lawyers won – We should have opted for a badger!


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