This little lot have been stuck in the bowels of our basement since the days when IRN-BRU 32 was only a twinkle in our eyes. So draw the curtains and feast your eyes on THE ADS THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU SEE (for reasons that will soon become apparent). We'll be adding to this little lot as and when they surface, so don't be a stranger.
This site is intended for adults and some of the content in this section may not be suitable for our younger IRN-BRU drinkers.
There was a concern that associating something small and pink with hardcore porn may ruffle a few feathers in the industry. On reflection we decided it best not to upset anyone with access to that many whips – or feathers, for that matter.
We ended up in a bit of legal battle with this one. Turns out the mule we wanted to use had an exclusive contract with a postcard company in Benidorm.
We thought it would help the ferret get into his Mad-for-it role and told him that we’d all go clubbing later. Unfortunately his definition of clubbing was a bit different to ours and we didn’t see him again for dust.
Days before this poster went up we found out that the bloke we cast was up for a 10 year stretch at Barlinnie for aggravated assault. So Tommy, if you’re reading, give us a bell when you get out. (Though, only if your anger management classes have worked.)
