This little lot have been stuck in the bowels of our basement since the days when IRN-BRU 32 was only a twinkle in our eyes. So draw the curtains and feast your eyes on THE ADS THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU SEE (for reasons that will soon become apparent). We'll be adding to this little lot as and when they surface, so don't be a stranger.
This site is intended for adults and some of the content in this section may not be suitable for our younger IRN-BRU drinkers.
We’d like to apologise yet again to the ladies of the South Kelvinside Scrabble Club. For the last time, no, we did not know that re-arranging the letters of the headline spells out seventeen swear words. Most of our lot only know the three main ones.
Psychologists warned that the content of this poster could cause Black Tuesday Syndrome, with members of the public subconsciously fearful that their IRN-BRU could be taken from them. We’d like to assure you all that this WILL NOT happen, so please don’t have nightmares.
After months of casting we found the perfect plumber to fill the lead role. But on the day of the shoot he came with the wrong parts.
