This little lot have been stuck in the bowels of our basement since the days when IRN-BRU 32 was only a twinkle in our eyes. So draw the curtains and feast your eyes on THE ADS THEY WOULDN'T LET YOU SEE (for reasons that will soon become apparent). We'll be adding to this little lot as and when they surface, so don't be a stranger.
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We ran out of money on this ad. During the shoot the ape had insisted on a squad of banana peelers, a personal nose picker and three nipple tweakers. Had she settled for two we might still have been within budget.
Our models Melissa-Marie and Rab were a no-show on the day of the shoot. Apparently a jeweller’s in the Argyle Arcade was having a one day price busting extravaganza on sovereign rings and gold chains.
We tried this idea out on a few folk at work to gauge a reaction. None of them found it particularly witty or clever, as being attacked by two bears on your way home is a pretty standard night out.
A bloke in our sales department fainted when he saw this poster. He thought the guy in the picture was having a Caesarean.
