The BRUSUAL Suspects

More guilty parties than celeb big brother and Prince Harry put together, read their Rap sheets here...

I bet you do that to all the drinks.

Hands off the merchandise pal.

Woah, you could at least buy me dinner first.

Tryin' to start somethin' pal?

Whit? Click on someone your own size!

Nutritional Info

Nutritional Information

Regular Sugar Free
Typical values per 100ml
Energy 182 kj / 43 kcal 3.1 kj / 0.7 kcal
Protein Trace 0g
Carbohydrate 10.5g Trace (sugars: 0g)
Fat 0g 0g (saturates: 0g)
Fibre - 0g
Sodium - Trace
Each 250ml serving contains
Calories 107 5% 2 <1%
Sugar 26.3g 29% 0.0g 0%
Fat 0.0g 0% 0.0g 0%
Saturates 0.0g 0% 0.0g 0%
Salt Trace <1g Trace <1g



Carbonated water, sugar (carbohydrate), citric acid, flavourings (including caffeine and quinine), preservative (E211), colours (E110, E124) ammonium ferric citrate (0.002%)

Sugar Free

Carbonated water, citric acid, flavourings (including caffeine and quinine), sweeteners (acesulfame K, aspartame), preservative (E211), colours (E110, E124), ammonium ferric citrate (0.002%)

Secret Ingredients

Aye, nice try!

You'd have a better chance of getting your head round a u-bend.
And that ain't gonna happen.

More Info

More Info

Known members

Can in the IRN Mask, 4 ½ Inches of Pleasure, The Big Man


These guys act wise but crumple under pressure. Still, due to being raised in a chilled climate, this is one cold-hearted motherfathering gang.

Past Convictions

06/98 Ejected from a Spice Girls concert for unruly behaviour and chanting ‘She's no really ginger! The carpet doesn't match!’
12/03 First class harassment of a pigeon, George Square, Glasgow.
18/11 Loitering with intent to spill, Princes St Edinburgh.

Last Known Address

The drinks bit in your local Sparr S. McCawll