The BRUSUAL Suspects

More guilty parties than celeb big brother and Prince Harry put together, read their Rap sheets here...

I bet you do that to all the drinks.

Hey.
Hands off the merchandise pal.

Woah, you could at least buy me dinner first.

Tryin' to start somethin' pal?

Whit? Click on someone your own size!

Nutritional Info
Regular Sugar Free
Typical values per 100ml Energy 178 kj / 42 kcal 3 kj / 0.7 kcal
Fat 0g 0g
of which saturates 0g 0g
Carbohydrate 10.3g 0g
of which sugars 10.3g 0g
Protein 0g <0.5g
Salt <0.01g <0.01g
Each 250ml serving contains Energy 446kj / 105 kcal (5%) 7kj / 2 kcal (<1%)
Fat 0.0g (0%) 0.0g (0%)
Saturates 0.0g (0%) 0.0g (0%)
Sugars 25.8g (29%) 0.0g (0%)
Salt 0.02g (<1%) 0.02g (<1%)
Typical value per 100ml: Energy 178kJ / 42kcal Typical value per 100ml: Energy 3kJ / 0.7kcal
Each 330ml can contains Energy 588kj / 138 kcal (7%) 9kj / 2 kcal (<1%)
Fat 0.0g (0%) 0.0g (0%)
Saturates 0.0g (0%) 0.0g (0%)
Sugars 34g (38%) 0.0g (0%)
Salt 0.02g (<1%) 0.02g (<1%)
Typical value per 100ml: Energy 178kJ / 42kcal Typical value per 100ml: Energy 3kJ / 0.7kcal
Ingredients

Regular Sparkling flavoured soft drink

Carbonated Water, Sugar, Acid (Citric Acid), Flavourings (Including Caffeine, Ammonium Ferric Citrate & Quinine), Preservative (E211), Colours (Sunset Yellow, Ponceau 4R)

Drink cold. Store in a cool dry place.

Sugar Free Sparkling low calorie flavoured soft drink with sweeteners

Carbonated Water, Acid (Citric Acid), Flavourings (Including Caffeine, Ammonium Ferric Citrate & Quinine), Sweeteners (Acesulfame K, Aspartame), Preservative (E211), Colours (Sunset Yellow, Ponceau 4R)

Contains a source of Phenylalanine. Sunset Yellow & Ponceau 4R: May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in Children. Drink cold. Store in a cool dry place.

Secret Ingredients

Aye, nice try!

You'd have a better chance of getting your head round a u-bend.
And that ain't gonna happen.

More Info

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Known members

Can in the IRN Mask, 4 ½ Inches of Pleasure, The Big Man

About

These guys act wise but crumple under pressure. Still, due to being raised in a chilled climate, this is one cold-hearted motherfathering gang.

Past Convictions

06/98 Ejected from a Spice Girls concert for unruly behaviour and chanting ‘She's no really ginger! The carpet doesn't match!’
12/03 First class harassment of a pigeon, George Square, Glasgow.
18/11 Loitering with intent to spill, Princes St Edinburgh.

Last Known Address

The drinks bit in your local Sparr S. McCawll