If the world was an IRN-BRU circus, this bit would be the freaky sideshow. Follow along for all the weird and wonderful BRU stuff you can handle.
Ever wonder where Rabbie got his inspiration?
Wonder no more.
Rumour has it that his most famous work was originally titled "Address To A Can O' Ginger."
But it was renamed in favour of the haggis after numerous complaints
from dinner party hosts that its "gushing entrails" were too "gushy".
Thank you to
EVERYONE who sent or tagged us in a brilliant BRU fan photo this year. Below are some of our
favourites. Keep them coming in 2012.
Growing a moustache for charity this month? Good on you. Follically-challenged? Try on one of our ginger 'taches instead.
Cilla Black's got nothing on our Derek and Jackie. In this week's episode our glowing duo have to tell a few unruly passengers to turn their phones off on the plane as the 'captain will go mental if ye dinnae'. While taking the situation into his own hands Derek ends up in the middle of a blind date situation, but will she say yes?
If Roy Castle taught us anything it's that dedication is what you need. Thankfully, Derek and Jackie have this in spadefuls.
BRU-JET cabin crew Derek & Jackie will be making appearances at supermarkets throughout central Scotland this weekend.
We know how much you lot like your IRN-BRU food, so this should get yer stomachs singing like SuBo.
More from our "colourful" cabin crew members, Derek and Jackie.
Owling. A cousin of the equally strange internet phenomenon 'planking.' Loved by the England Cricket Team, Katie Price and actress Hilary Duff.
Every once in a while people send in recipes for IRN-BRU sweets that make our stomach rumble.
... but you can't take the Plough Inn out of the boy. Earlier this month, IRN-BRU sent 20 of Britain's Got Talent winner Jai McDowall's closest friends and family members to his gig at the Clyde in a fleet of IRN-BRU taxis.
Thousands of you have taken the time to upload your faces into our
seaside cut-out characters for our Star in the Ad summer campaign. The
lucky pair to have their faces forever cast in the BRU books were Lisa
Stewart and her fiance Stephen Conway.