If the world was an IRN-BRU circus, this bit would be the freaky sideshow. Follow along for all the weird and wonderful BRU stuff you can handle.
Ever wonder where Rabbie got his inspiration?
Wonder no more.
Rumour has it that his most famous work was originally titled "Address To A Can O' Ginger."
But it was renamed in favour of the haggis after numerous complaints from dinner party hosts that its "gushing entrails" were too "gushy".