Ode Tae The Pub Team
If you can brag that you`re `the big team`
in the town
But end your season in the bottom six
If you can claim you`ll win the European
crown
Butstand more chance of finding three bars
in a Twix
If you can rent a bunch foreign guys
Who`ve never won a thing with their home
team
Whose only talent is to cheat and dive
Your talk of football glory`s just a
dream
